'SNL' Ends Season With Donald Trump and Kristi Noem's Madness – Entertainment News (Trending Perfect)

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End of season 49 Saturday Night Live It opened with a letter from Donald Trump from James Austin Johnson. In a live broadcast from his “new home, the barricades outside the Manhattan courthouse,” Trump admitted to his supporters that he had not liked them the past few weeks.

“They're saying very bad things about me while I'm trying to sleep,” he complained, before insisting that he would like to give evidence in court himself. “I'm not afraid to testify at all. I just won't do it, out of fear. You see, they do a terrible thing when you testify, which is they write it down, and we don't like it…”

As he spoke, one of the judges (played by Sarah Sherman) walked onto the stage. She quickly realized that she was in front of the camera, so she panicked and left. “Oh, that was a juror. Did you see her face?” Trump said. “Everyone has seen her face and now her life is over, guys. My people are going to photograph her face and throw her into hell. Oh, we'd love to do that.”

Trump introduced viewers to some modern GOP figures who have been in the news a lot lately, from South Carolina Sen. Tim Scott to “the late, great Hannibal Lecter,” whom Trump praised at a recent rally. Among his guests were Kristi Noem, actress Heidi Gardner, the South Dakota governor who shot her dog and bragged about it in her new book.

Noem walked on stage holding a gun in one hand and a dog in the other. “I'm kidding, it's a fake dog, but it's a real gun,” she said.

Trump pondered the pros and cons of making her vice president: “You know, Christie could be an interesting choice for vice president, because on the one hand, she shot a dog, which you can't really do… But on the other hand, she shot On a dog, which is very cool.”

“I kill goats, too,” Noem bragged, and Trump had to gently urge her off the stage, telling her: “Well, you're making it worse, honey.”

With all the guests gone, Trump promised viewers that he was planning another January 6-style insurrection attempt, this time in July. “It will be fun to see all these guys back in the Capitol, but this time wearing shorts,” he said.

The former president ended his letter with a final plea: “Just remember: If you're tired of hearing all my trials, all you have to do is vote for me, and it will all go away.”

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